The web was completely different in 2010 to 2014. We did not take into consideration issues like cringe — my brother, the whole lot was cringe. We have been doing on-line quizzes about which Hogwarts home we belonged in and it was groundbreaking stuff.
Meals tradition on-line was completely different again then, too. Mainly it may very well be summed up by the phrase epic bacon. To wit: A decade in the past, the largest factor going was the YouTube channel Epic Meal Time(Opens in a brand new tab), which might make stupidly huge foodstuffs typically centered on, or propped up by, a staggering quantity of bacon strips.
What’s up with all of the meat scents?
The KFC Double Down — a fried rooster sandwich the place two slabs of rooster function the “buns” — was very a lot of that second. It was a fried rooster sandwich composed of solely fried rooster, cheese, bacon, and mayo. AKA it was sans bread. It was gluttonous, scrumptious, and type of gross, multi functional. And now the Double Down is again after a nine-year hiatus.
KFC introduced(Opens in a brand new tab) that it could re-release the sandwich for simply 4 weeks, beginning March 6. KFC despatched alongside a pattern sandwich forward of the discharge date and we gave it a whirl. As Mashable’s Chief Trash Meals Correspondent, it was my responsibility to evaluation this Frankenstein of fried rooster and I took my job very severely.
Enjoyable reality: You realize what else was completely different again in 2010 to 2014? Me. I used to be a younger man with the urge for food and metabolism to match. I may scarf a Double Down then go play pickup basketball for 2 hours with out blowing chunks. Now, as a grown man with graying hair, I may solely energy by way of about one-third to one-half of a Double Down. Two fried rooster breasts, a giant glob of mayo, cheese, and bacon strips doesn’t make for an excellent working lunch. I chomped it down then stared into the center distance, questioning how my life had led me up to now. I imply, take a look at this honker.
That may be a giant, very chickeny “sandwich.”
Credit score: Mashable / Tim Marcin
As for the style, it is not unhealthy. I hadn’t had KFC in years and, you recognize what? The rooster was crispy whereas remaining juicy. Positive, it was over-salted but it surely’s quick meals, that is the entire level. I do not thoughts mayo, however I may have handled much less of it. There have been just a few bites the place the mayo overtook each different taste. The bacon was skinny however positive. The cheese was heat, however extra limp than melty. All-in-all, it is arduous for the sandwich to be unhealthy. It is fried rooster. Fried rooster kicks ass.
However it’s, in fact, wildly impractical. The proportions are all off. It is a chore to eat. Your fingers are instantly greasy. You mainly should grip the rattling factor tight to maintain all of it collectively, which implies the fantastic breading goes to slime your arms with grease. Perhaps the carnivore food regimen folks round at the moment will get into it, but it surely’s in all probability not going to be the go-to sandwich for most of the people. That is the kind of a factor a university child ought to eat after far too many gentle beers.
Would a traditional rooster sandwich be higher? In fact. Bread would include the substances, take in the grease, and evenly distribute the mayo. Bread would additionally add a little bit of textural distinction and make the sandwich simpler to eat.
However, alas, the Double Down shouldn’t be constructed for practicality. It is beautiful 2010s stunt meals. It is epic bacon, child, and on that, it positive as hell nonetheless delivers.